an ugly thespian

Waiting for the newest “Hey Guys” video like…

thejacksfilmsblog:

Posted 7 years ago With 97 notes

“If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets”

pervocracy:

the-humdrum-gatsby:

- my english professor

I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

Posted 7 years ago With 495,344 notes

jopara:

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

Posted 7 years ago With 551,078 notes

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

Posted 7 years ago With 386,000 notes